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May 3rd

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It’s nice to have lady-issues again. Kind of.

Apr 29th

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Apr 21st

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“Nah just.dribkibg before i take antiviotics ronight was win slash fail for me...”

– Drunk IM’ing with my buddy.

Apr 18th

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“From personal experience, I can say that dating the daughters of your parents’...”

– The Real Reason Why Asian Americans Are Outmarrying Less - Speakeasy - WSJ

Apr 17th

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“Twins are the Gift from God that also happens to wreck your financial planning,...”

– CanooterValve

Apr 17th

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A Song of Ice and Fire

= TL;DR.

Apr 10th

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Space AIDS

Tamani: Orgies make the dark side the much better choice.
Tamani: Except if you have Space AIDS>
Moyra: space aids is bad news.
Nesi: I hear space aids is how the Rakghouls got started.
Lassana: Guys, I hve space AIDS. Please, be a little more sensetive.

Mar 25th

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“I don’t have enough friends to not be playing video games.”

– Myself, to the boys.

Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

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Mar 15th

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I’ve been watching the History channel for two hours now and at I’ve seen at least four catheter commercials.

Mar 13th

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Mar 12th

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Mar 12th

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Went for a ride today around Lake Calhoun. Women in Minnesota are tall.

Mar 12th

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All packed up. Tomorrow I am a Minneapolitan.

Mar 2nd

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Feb 29th

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I just found all my old ex girlfriend paraphernalia hidden in the back of a drawer also containing a brown baggie full of condoms, several pipes, an old pouch of rolling tobacco, what looks like a half dozen spliffs in a Marlboro 72’s box, and travel size soap bottles. I’m not sure what this says about who I am.

Feb 29th

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MATT: make sure if you hug her mash your penis up against her so she knows what your packing

Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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There are some big ass snow flakes falling outside.

Feb 23rd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 20th

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“Despite not having any clear idea how it will look, or where it’ll originate,...”

– Friday’s Fifteen Minutes and the Power of 300 » CanooterValve

Feb 17th

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Saw Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy today with my mom. They need to make more films like this.

Feb 17th

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gamesdamesandplantains: Spent half the day at the DMV, ate pho for lunch (alone), played SW:TOR, and had chocolate for dinner.

Feb 15th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 11th

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Feb 10th

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Feb 9th

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Watch

Amanda Palmer & The Young Punx - “Map of Tasmania” Music Video (by Amanda Palmer)

Feb 7th

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Feb 6th

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Watch

I guess I’d shit my pants, too.

Feb 5th

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Feb 4th

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Feb 4th

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Bought a ukulele today.

Feb 3rd

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“It is my goal in life to write books so dull and full of convoluted symbolism...”

– Ayn Rand (via thewackydeli)

Feb 3rd

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genesis

tae: so what would we name this shit show?
cinnabear: omg games dames and plantains
cinnabear: DUH
alex bad: it's actually not bad
alex bad: you can hashtag everything one of the three
cinnabear: if were looking for an umbrella
tae: "omg games dames and plantains"?
cinnabear: those are at least three things we are or pretend to be versed in
tae: i don't know shit about plantains.
alex bad: food, tae.
alex bad: food
tae: ahhhh
cinnabear: sigh
MATT: oh i thought it was plantations
MATT: b/c YOUR BLACK
alex bad: cinnabear
MATT: muahahahaha
alex bad: you and me need our escape pod from this
cinnabear: i would have killed one of you with a keyboard