May 2012
1 post
4 tags
April 2012
6 posts
1 tag
It’s nice to have lady-issues again.
Kind of.
1 tag
1 tag
Nah just.dribkibg before i take antiviotics
ronight was win slash fail for me...
– Drunk IM’ing with my buddy.
5 tags
From personal experience, I can say that dating the daughters of your parents’...
– The Real Reason Why Asian Americans Are Outmarrying Less - Speakeasy - WSJ
2 tags
Twins are the Gift from God that also happens to wreck your financial planning,...
– CanooterValve
4 tags
A Song of Ice and Fire
= TL;DR.
March 2012
10 posts
5 tags
Space AIDS
Tamani: Orgies make the dark side the much better choice.
Tamani: Except if you have Space AIDS>
Moyra: space aids is bad news.
Nesi: I hear space aids is how the Rakghouls got started.
Lassana: Guys, I hve space AIDS. Please, be a little more sensetive.
2 tags
I don’t have enough friends to not be playing video games.
– Myself, to the boys.
8 tags
7 tags
1 tag
I’ve been watching the History channel for two hours now and at I’ve seen at least four catheter commercials.
1 tag
1 tag
7 tags
Went for a ride today around Lake Calhoun. Women in Minnesota are tall.
4 tags
All packed up. Tomorrow I am a Minneapolitan.
February 2012
27 posts
1 tag
1 tag
I just found all my old ex girlfriend paraphernalia hidden in the back of a drawer also containing a brown baggie full of condoms, several pipes, an old pouch of rolling tobacco, what looks like a half dozen spliffs in a Marlboro 72’s box, and travel size soap bottles.
I’m not sure what this says about who I am.
2 tags
MATT: make sure if you hug her mash your penis up against her so she knows what your packing
4 tags
1 tag
There are some big ass snow flakes falling outside.
2 tags
7 tags
2 tags
Despite not having any clear idea how it will look, or where it’ll originate,...
– Friday’s Fifteen Minutes and the Power of 300 » CanooterValve
2 tags
Saw Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy today with my mom. They need to make more films like this.
1 tag
gamesdamesandplantains:
Spent half the day at the DMV, ate pho for lunch (alone), played SW:TOR, and had chocolate for dinner.
4 tags
2 tags
4 tags
4 tags
3 tags
4 tags
Amanda Palmer & The Young Punx - “Map of Tasmania” Music Video (by Amanda Palmer)
5 tags
3 tags
I guess I’d shit my pants, too.
5 tags
4 tags
2 tags
Bought a ukulele today.
4 tags
It is my goal in life to write books so dull and full of convoluted symbolism...
– Ayn Rand (via thewackydeli)
1 tag
genesis
tae: so what would we name this shit show?
cinnabear: omg games dames and plantains
cinnabear: DUH
alex bad: it's actually not bad
alex bad: you can hashtag everything one of the three
cinnabear: if were looking for an umbrella
tae: "omg games dames and plantains"?
cinnabear: those are at least three things we are or pretend to be versed in
tae: i don't know shit about plantains.
alex bad: food, tae.
alex bad: food
tae: ahhhh
cinnabear: sigh
MATT: oh i thought it was plantations
MATT: b/c YOUR BLACK
alex bad: cinnabear
MATT: muahahahaha
alex bad: you and me need our escape pod from this
cinnabear: i would have killed one of you with a keyboard
2 tags
2 tags
January 2012
17 posts
1 tag
Woo! Guess who’s licensed to own and carry a firearm in the state of Illinois? This guy.
2 tags
1 tag
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Cute new barista at the second closest Starbucks to home. Are the extra five minutes worth it?
3 tags